The Blogshevik

I’m just a blogger.

I’m very sarcastic, acerbic, acrimonious, brusque, corrosive, weisenheiming, contumelious, mordant, scurrilous, snarky and I have “thesaurus.com” bookmarked. I’m pretty much a conservative, but I don’t hold to any canned ideology, or dogma.I’m a Constitutional Conservative armed with a nail-studded Microsoft keyboard, tipped with poisonous frog spit. I spent 27 years in the service of our country and currently live in the Upper Midwest with a monkey named Bob. I try to make my points using humor, but often miss the mark; hitting upon deliberate stupidity instead.

I’m a military veteran, been there done that sorta thing, for a very long time. I have all the color that comes with spending years humping shit up and down terrain best suited for fucking mules and Hajis. I’m also a former police officer from southern California, but prefer to list my home state as Texas. It’s an embarrassment thing. I currently reside in the upper mid-west against my will. I’d appreciate it if you’d notify the appropriate authorities please. You may use the above image for the milk carton.

I’m not a fan of heights, but was a paratrooper….the beret was cool. I have a hard time with authority, but spent 4 years as a drill instructor….the hat was cool and I got to wear taps on the bottom of my combat boots, scaring the shit out of the boots. I was a police officer, but wondered why someone would actually let me carry a gun and drive a car with flashing lights…..alone. We didn’t wear hats.

I have a monkey named Bob. He hasn’t chewed my face off…yet. I have him outfitted with an exploding monkey-vest just in case.

I too cling to my guns, I can often be found often dry-humping them when the nights are cold and lonely.

You’ll not only find my rants on here but also those of my wife, A Responsible American.

If you’re a Liberal Terrorist contributing to the destruction of the Constitution, fuck off and die, we have no use for you, except as fodder.

Before you get all pissy over what I write on here, remember, it’s only a collection of 1′s and 0′s….calm down sparky.

Can I stop now?

Yer Pals in Binary,

The Blogshevik & A Responsible American