The Blogshevik

Are You Smarter Than A 6th Grader?

That’s right sports fans. Your POTUS, Barack Hussein Obama spent a few moments the other day speaking to a 6th grade class at Graham Road Elementary School in Falls Church, Virgina. Well, that’s all well and good and it certainly is something every POTUS should do, but uhh…sniff….he had his TOTUS, affectionately nicknamed ‘Trotsky’ along for the ride.

YOU LIE MR BLOGSHEVIK!!! YOU WORMLICKING SACK OF SHIT!!….well, no.

When I became aware of this, I first thought photoshop and was immediately jealous of the zipperhead who did it. It’s a well known gripe amongst those that oppose Obama that he relies too heavily on the teleprompter to deliver his sermons to the American public, so photoshopping one into a photo of Obama isn’t all that unusual.

So, without further ado, I present POTUS and TOTUS in elementary school…

TOTUS and POTUS Speaking To 6th Grade Class In Virginia

Ok Mr. Blogshevik, that’s believable but still, I’m not convinced this is real, POTUS Obama wouldn’t take TOTUS to a 6th grade class for crying out loud, COME ON! Stop being so DAMN MEAN!

Errrr….ok…here:

Yeah…and you thought I was lying, shame on you. He’s even got a podium set up. At first I thought the Secret Service Agent behind him adds a nice touch too, never know when a 6th grader will jump the TOTUS with a pencil in hand, or one of those thingies made from two rulers held together with a short length of chain….or someone decides to unload a bunch of spitwads at him.

Unfortunately I couldn’t be that lucky, apparently that official looking guy is Arne Duncan, the CEO of that shining example of public schooling that’s called Chicago and now the US Secretary of Education.

I dunno, they just make it too damn easy, seriously.

And so it goes….