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Hickory Dickory Dumbass The Pig Ran Up My Ass The Stimulus Struck 3 He’s On A Spending Spree Hickory Dickory Dumbass Now, I’m not the sharpest knife in the box and I know that, but I’m smart enough to know that you don’t tax the tar out of people and expect growth to miraculously prairie-dog [...]

They appear every once in awhile, though less frequently than they used to.  I think maybe time and life’s little distractions keep them at bay most of the time.  Anniversaries tend to pull them out, remembrances sparked by the television, maybe a word spoken by another and, of course, sounds and smells.  Not too long ago, [...]

Ya know, I was just thinking, again. The stimulus package from Capitol Hill promises us Americans that its implementation will resusitate the economy and thrust us back into that happy happy place we all yearn for. The construction of a rail-line from Disneyland in Anaheim, Ca to Las Vegas, NV will somehow magically transform not [...]

Ok, here we go. Today it was announced that a hack from California, the dishonorable Senator Barbara Boxer is pressuring Mr. Obama’s administration to ratify the United Nations measure meant to expand the rights of children. In other words, taking YOUR parental rights away and placing the responsibility of raising your children into the hands [...]

Ya gotta love her.  She has absolutely no problem shoving her head up the ass of anyone who can help her advance. Besides, she has a mini-me in her daugher, Alexandra, the accomplished producer of bipartisan documentaries (sic). I mean really, who wouldn’t want their own little spawn annoying the shit out of everyone? But [...]

Oh wait, what about this whole Fairness Doctrine?  I’m sorry, I meant the Censorship Doctrine. This was shot down way back in the 1980s and is now making a comeback with the assistance of one of Mr. Obama’s Democratic cronies. A senator from the troubled state of Michigan, Debbie Stabenow – whose husband just happens [...]

Well, here we go. Another example of what our civic leaders are up to with OUR tax dollars. You just can’t make this shit up. According to news reports, the powers that be, namely those responsible for keeping the citizens of Columbia, South Carolina safe, have decided to ‘investigate’ Mr. Michael Phelps about his involvement [...]

“I love spuds, Spuds love me, We’re all one big family With a baked one, boiled one, ketchup on the side, Non-believers will be fried.” (Sciurusniger) I worship the potato. Baked, fried, boiled or mashed, it’s all good. It’s the perfect food. I know other people worship the mashed potato, too. I was thinking of [...]